Two And a Half Men


1º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

1x01 - Pilot ->Megaupload - Megaupload
1x02 - Big Flappy Bastards -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x03 - Go East on Sunset -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x04 - If I Can´t Write my Chocolate Song I´m Going to Take a Nap -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x05 - The Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x06 - Did you check with the captain of the flying monkeys? -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x07 - If they do go either way they´re usually Fake -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x08 - Twenty-five pre-rubers without a snoot full -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x09 - Phase One Complete -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x10 - Merry Thanksgiving -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x11 - Alan Harper Frontier chiropractor -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x12 - Camel Filters + pheromones -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x13 - Sara Like Puny Alan -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x14 - I Can´t Afford Hyenas -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x15 - Round one to the hot crazy chick -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x16 - That Was Saliva Alan -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x17 - Ate the Hamburgers wearing the hats -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x19 - I remember the coatroom I just don´t remember you -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x20 - Hey I can Pee Outside in the dark -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x22 - My doctor has a cow puppet -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x23 - Just Like Buffalo -> Megaupload - Megaupload
1x24 - Can You Feel my Finger? (Season Finale) -> Megaupload - Megaupload

2º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

2x01 - Back Off, Mary Poppins -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x02 - Enjoy Those garlic Balls -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x03 - A Bag Full Of Jawea -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x04 - Go, Get Mommy -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x05 - Bad News From Clinic -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x06 - The Price of Health Gums is Eternal Vigilance -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villages -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x09 - Yes, Monsignor! -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x10 - Salmon Under My Sweater -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x11 - Last Chance to See Those Tatoos -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x12 - A Lungful of Alan -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x13 - Get Off My Hair -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x16 - Can you Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x18 - It Was Mame, Mom -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab -> Megaupload - Megaupload
2x24 - Does This Smell Funny to You? (Season Finale) -> Megaupload - Megaupload

3º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

3x01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x05 - We Called it Mr. Pinky! -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One! -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x07 - Sleep Tigh, Puddin' Pop -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x08 - That Voodoo That I Do -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x09 - Madame and Her Special Friend -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x10 - Something Salted and Twisted -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x11 - Santa's Village of the Damned -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x12 - That Special Tug -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x15 - My Tongue is Meat -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x16 - Ergo The Booty Call -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x21 - And the Plot Moistens -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x23 - Arguments for the Quickie -> Megaupload - Megaupload
3x24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Season Finale) -> Megaupload - Megaupload

4º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

4x01 - Working for Caligula -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x02 - Who's Vod Kanockers -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x05 - A Live Women of Proven Fertility -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x06 - Apologies for the Frivolity -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x07 - Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x08 - Release the Dog -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x09 - Corey Been Dead For an Hour -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x11 - Walnuts and Demerol -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer! -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x15 - My Damn Stalker -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x23 - Anteaters. They´re Just Crazy-lookin -> Megaupload - Megaupload
4x24 - Prostitutes and Gelato (Season Finale) -> Megaupload - Megaupload

5º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

5x01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x04 - City of Great Racks -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x11 - Meander To Your Dander -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x13 - The Soil is Moist -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x14 - Winky-Dink Time -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I´m Pretty -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x17 - Fish In A Drawer -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x18 - If My Hole Could Talk -> Megaupload - Megaupload
5x19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Season Finale) -> Megaupload - Megaupload

6º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

6x01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child? -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x02 - Pie Hole, Herb -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x05 - A Jock Strap in Hell -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x06 - It's Always Nazi Week -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x07 - Best Ho Money Can Buy -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x08 - Pinocchio's Mouth -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x09 - The Mooch At The Boo -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x10 - He Smelled The Ham He Got Excited -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x11 - The Devil's Lube -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x12 - Thank God for Scoliosis -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x13 - I Think You Offended Don -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x15 - I'd Like The Cat First -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x17 - The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x18 - My Son's Enormous Head -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x19 - The two finger rule -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x21 - Above Exalted Cyclops -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth -> Megaupload - Megaupload
6x24 - Baseball Better with Steroids (( Season Finale )) -> Megaupload - Megaupload

7º Temporada (RMVB Legendado)

7x01 - 818-jklpuzo -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×02 – Whipped Unto the Third Generation -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×03 – Mmm, fish. Yum. -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×04 – Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×05 – For the Sake of the Child -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×06 – Give Me Your Thumb -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×07 – The Adhesive Duck Deficiency -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×08 – Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×09 – Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×10 – That’s Why They Call It Ball Room -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×11 – Warning, It’s Dirty -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×12 – Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×13 – Yay, No Polyps! -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×14 – Crude and Uncalled For -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×15 – Aye, Aye, Captain -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×16 – Tinkle Like a Princess -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×17 – I Found Your Moustache -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7×18 – Ixnay on the Oggie Day -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7x19 – Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7x20 – I Called Him Magoo -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7x21 – Gumby with a Pokey -> Megaupload - Megaupload
7x22 – Seventh Season Finale -> Megaupload - Megaupload


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Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, "Spin City") é um solteirão bem de vida que vive numa casa na praia, tem um belo carro na garagem e tem uma grande facilidade de conquistar as mulheres. Seu estilo de vida casual em Malibu é interrompido quando seu irmãoo Alan (Jon Cryer), que está no meio de um divórcio, e seu sobrinho de 10 anos Jake (Angus T. Jones), chegam para morar com ele. Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer e Marin Hinkle Para complicar ainda mais as coisas, há também a obcecada e controladora mãe de Charlie e Alan, Evelyn (Holland Taylor); a afastada mulher de Alan, Judith (Marin Hinkle, "Once and Again"), que "acredita" que é gay; e a atraente e meio estranha vizinha Rose (Melanie Lynskey), que teve um breve romance com Charlie e estão determinada a estar presente na vida dele custe o que custar.Apesar desse estranho relacionamento, Charlie e Alan descobrem que ambos tem uma coisa em comum: eles amam Jake e querem o melhor para ele. Os irmãos concordam em criar um lar adequado para Jake na casa de Charlie, e juntos esses dois homens e meio encaram os desafios de (em alguns casos, finalmente) se tornarem adultos.


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